Mostly recaps. New dog, good boy, great at fetching.
/recap — everything you missed, DM'd. The group only ever sees a 👍.
Five things that actually happen when Drippy lives in your group. It plays itself — hover to pause, click a scene to jump. The /fetch button at the bottom of the frame is real. Real odds. MYTHIC at a true 0.6%.
"🐕 I'm Drippy. I fetch things. Mostly recaps."
"Reply to me or @ me if you want to ask something. Otherwise I stay quiet and just... watch. Like a good boy."
/recap — everything you missed, DM'd. The group only ever sees a 
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Dana covers it this month. E-transfer going out Friday. Nobody fought. Genuinely historic.
7pm, the usual place. BIG PUG is bringing a guest. The guest is another pug. Prepare accordingly.
Mac rolled a 61 cm branch, logged with the commission. He has mentioned it eleven times.
Every stick gets a tier, a placard, and its own light. Open a case. The commission insists.
Yes, it's on a plinth. Yes, it's guarded. The Commission of Sticks does not rank sticks by how dry they are.
// effects: none. it's a wet twig.
Good heft. Good length. The kind of branch you carry sideways through a doorway on purpose.
// effects: a faint shimmer. earned.
Somebody put this on the curb with a sign that said FREE. Their loss is the hall's gain.
// effects: a slow blue pulse. the varnish is original. we checked.
It was attached to a staircase. It is no longer attached to a staircase. Nobody asks follow-up questions.
// effects: spark motes. the staircase is fine. mostly fine.
The Petersons' oak dropped a limb in the October storm. Drippy was there before the branch stopped bouncing.
// effects: god rays. the petersons receive a card every year.
M Y T H I C
The pack goes silent. @Ginger has found one of the great sticks.
Ten breeds in the book. Every page is ??? until someone in your pack adopts that breed first — and gets their name on it. Rare ones turn up when they feel like it. New pages get added.
/adopt shows three pups — a different three tomorrow, midnight Vancouver. Ten breeds in the book; the Great Dane and the Wolfdog show up when they feel like it. Pick one, name it, and it's yours. The first in the pack to adopt a breed gets their name on its page.
Three pups a day, pick one. 10cm, one per member.
/adopt
They already answer to it.
/name Biscuit
The pack's discovered pages, first finders credited.
/breedsA pup doesn't fetch sticks. A pup fetches whatever it can physically carry — every six hours, on its own, while you get on with your day. Sprigs and twigs land quietly in your DMs. Rare and above gets a painting and an announcement in the Kennel.
/adopttoday's litter — three pups, pick one, 10cm. Rotates at midnight Vancouver. Needs one fetched stick in that chat. Up to three leashes: one to start, a second earned at stage 5 or a 21-day streak, a third with the Show Kennel./name Biscuitthey already answer to it./feeda treat from your pouch: +10xp, belly −50./feed 5kibble paid in cm (1–20): 1xp per cm, belly −8 per cm (max −50)./evolvewhen the xp is there, pay the fee in cm and they grow a stage./petthe card — stage, mood, belly, sticks brought home. /pet play uses a 🦴 Chew Toy./petboardthe top 15 pups in the pack, by stage then xp./breeds📖 The Breed Book — n/10 discovered. ??? until someone in the pack adopts it; the first adopter is on the page.| stage | xp | fee | care |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 · Newborn | — | — | — |
| 2 · Pup | 30 | 15cm | — |
| 3 · Young | 80 | 30cm | — |
| 4 · Adolescent | 160 | 60cm | — |
| 5 · Grown 🐕🦺 | 300 | 100cm | 3 days |
| 6 · Prime | 500 | 160cm | 5 days |
| 7 · Veteran | 800 | 250cm | 7 days |
| 8 · Elder | 1150 | 400cm | 10 days |
| 9 · Legend | 1550 | 600cm | 14 days |
| 10 · Mythic 🌟 | 2000 | 900cm | 21 days |
The belly climbs 6 an hour. At 100 for 48 hours straight, they go to the farm. /adopt brings them home for 20cm — free with a 🏥 Vet Visit from the shop — and they come back at belly 30, asking for a treat.
Every six hours a fed pup (belly under 60) rolls to bring you a stick. The odds start at 30% at stage 1 and climb 4.5% a stage — about 70% by Mythic, capped at 85% with a 🎾 Ball. The stick grows with them:
The caring happens in his DMs: /feed, /pet, the sulk warning, the farm notice, the stick he brought. The group never sees you feed a dog.
Milestones post in 🦴 The Yard: from stage 5 up, every evolution is announced with the pup's portrait. /petboard ranks the litter for everyone.
No breed is a worse version of another breed. Each one owns a single axis of the game — robbing, hunger, banking, XP, streaks — and it is the only dog that touches it. A common is never dead weight; it is a different tool.
+8% odds when you rob
belly empties 30% slower
+10% to catch a squirrel
robbers are 12% less likely to take from you
+75cm bank capacity
love fades half as fast
+25% pet XP
−25% mishap chance on your own fetch
The eight above are the dogs everybody meets. The rest are not listed on purpose — finding out what your dog does is most of the point of getting one.
Five seats, one bench, and a trash can. Every decree on this site came through this room.
// the bench · in session · do not approach with a stick under 10 cm"Measures twice. Rules once."
"Centimeters. Bylaw 7. No rounding."
"The vault does not do credit."
"Crowns. Mondays, 00:01. Bring nothing."
"Accept, or forever hold your bone."
Complaints go to Steve. Steve is a trash can. Steve has never lost a complaint.
Whereas the Commission has caused a yard to be built at fetch.drippyworld.com, and has walked it, and finds the fence adequate;
Whereas sticks in this yard are measured in centimeters, the first fetch of the day always finds, and the crown moves every Monday at 00:01 whether or not anyone is ready;
Now therefore, the Commission hereby declares the Yard open.
Effective immediately: no wallet is ever connected here. Not once. Not by accident. Complaints go to Steve from HR, a trash can, who will receive them with his usual composure.
Eat well. Fetch hard. The Commission is watching, approvingly, from a respectful distance.
The shop sells things that happen to your friends, in the group, in front of everyone. "Pay in SOL — the exact amount I quote is your receipt. No wallet connecting, ever."
"The vault respects the grind and charges accordingly." · "🥇 THE SOLID GOLD BONE. Permanent. Irrevocable."
There is no connect button anywhere, because there is nothing to connect.
The exact amount is the receipt. Pay it from any wallet you like — that's the whole flow.
// quoted · paid · matched on-chain
Provably fair — nobody can rig it, me included. The draw is checked against the hash.
// the dog cannot cheat. he checked
The money is public. Anyone can watch it, any hour, without asking anyone.
// screenshot this section. that's what it's for
The good boy guards it.
"25% of every purchase feeds the $DRPY warchest. Buying treats is community service."
Every stick ever fetched, measured in centimeters, added to one number. Forever. The commission keeps the ledger. The ledger keeps growing.
Most of what happens here costs centimeters, which are free and made up. Two things cost $DRPY, and both of them end the same way — at an address nobody holds the keys to.
Sticks get stolen here. When yours goes, you are quoted an exact amount of $DRPY — down to the last decimals, which are your invoice number. Send it from any wallet. The stick comes home on its own and the tokens go to the burn address.
// no wallet connection, ever · the amount is the receipt
Commission a painting of your own pup and most of what you paid never comes back. It buys $DRPY on the open market and burns it. The painting is yours; the supply is gone.
// refuses any fill worse than 6% slippage rather than pay it// every burn is announced in the main chat with its signature · /burned in the bot reads the same ledger this section does
One ticket is a ticket. One entry is a week. The dog runs both and touches neither.
"Provably fair — nobody can rig it, me included."
/tfetch — its own hourly roll, separate from /fetch. Finds only. No perks, no mishaps."Your payment doubles as your payout wallet. The chain already knows where you live."
// runs the weeks the commission opens one · watch the games channelThree games against the house, one drawer the house can't open, and three small jobs a day. Stakes are in centimeters. Nothing here costs money.
A 3×3 board, the middle row pays, and 🌟🌟🌟 on any line takes the pot.
One wheel, one ball, one green pocket — 1:1 on the colours, 35:1 on a number.
/roulette 5 red — or /roulette red 5. He reads both. Single zero — the house's favourite number.The sock drawer for your cm — still counts on every board, can never be robbed.
Three small jobs a day, different for everyone — all three done is +10cm.
/missions off in DM to stop.Stick of the Week wears the 👑. Everyone else gets to look at it.
A5L4M"Ridgeline — the yew staff that steadied hikers up the old Tuckerman trail for thirty seasons — t"🔥 64 day streak👑 ×2
BM_WCM_DRPY"Goldvein — the oak root that split the fourteenth fairway bunker for thirty years."— no streak👑 ×0
Kenneth"Heartwood — the cross-section that sat in a Portland garage for sixty years, its growth rings st"🔥 2 win streak👑 ×0
Pacman"Bellerophon — the gun-deck beam that anchored HMS Victory's starboard side through the Battle of"🔥 1 win streak👑 ×0
Ginger $DRPY"the Grey Oak Crank of Meridian Street"🔥 64 day streak👑 ×0Drippy has a warm bed, a full bowl, and five group chats that adore him. Not every dog does. So a percentage of warchest proceeds is set aside to be donated to the BC SPCA.
No partnership claims — they haven't met him. Just a public Champions fundraiser: money, sent to people who take care of dogs, on the record like everything else here.
// official champions fundraiser · logo shown with intent · donate direct ↗fundraiser live on bc spca champions · first donations in
He arrives, he introduces himself once, and then he waits for someone to throw something.
Tap the deep link, pick your pack. He's free.
// 10 seconds · admin rights so he can read the roomIf the group runs a bouncer, tell it Drippy is family. Tap your bot to copy his handle:
// paste it into your bot's whitelist. that's the whole cheat-sheetNo spam, no announcements, no opinions about your conversation. Spam is a setting, not a fate.
// reply to him or @ him. otherwise he just... watchesHe is free. Some rooms want the raffle and the Open running in their yard. Some rooms want a different animal entirely.
Everything the dog does out of the box. No signup, no card, nothing to connect.
Everything free, plus the two weekly clocks running in your group.
Your own game-room bot with your own fetch mechanic. Not a stick. Not necessarily a dog. A cat that fetches fish bones, a raccoon that fetches coins — whatever suits your yard. Every custom yard still feeds the Drippy warchest.
Same engine. Different animal.
This Fetch belongs to the drip community. Want one that belongs to yours? A custom build is your own game-room bot with your own fetch mechanic — not a stick, and not necessarily a dog. A cat that fetches fish bones, a raccoon that fetches coins, a robot that fetches wrenches — whatever suits your yard. Your creature, your loot object, your rarity names, your theme, your games — and a public warchest of your own, funded the same way. "I have cousins." A cousin is a different animal, built on the same engine — and every custom yard still feeds the Drippy warchest.
// the cousins · same energy · different fetchA name, a look, a voice, and the thing it fetches — with rarity names your pack picked. Built before it walks in the door.
Loot tables, duels, a shop of consequences, your theme on all of it — tuned to whatever your pack finds funny.
Same rules as ours: public wallet, published splits, no wallet connecting. Ever.
The game is being built — the fountain is real.
"I drank from it once. Long story. Great story. Saving it."
drippy world · in development · coming soonTwo of these run today. Two are built and sitting behind an admin switch until the pack has had time to /bank.
Raid Drippy's vault together — one 90-second window, one roll, split the take or listen to him gloat.
DM him /invite for your own link to the game room — Telegram attributes the join, so recruiting is proof-based.
A public 60-second countdown, an anonymous robber, and a mark with two outs — /bank what they carry, or 🛡 Stand Guard.
The #1 gets hunted — five minutes, the pack antes in, and a crown that 🛡 Braces and survives keeps every ante.
One dog, one coin, one game. Drippy is the one talking.
The parent. Drippy is the dog. Fetch is his game. The warchest feeds it, the treats fund it.
drippyrewards.com →
Where the games live. The raffle gets drawn under the chandelier.
t.me/DrippyHighRollers →
The world he comes from. Runs, loot, curses, a town of dogs with jobs.
the gamecoming soon
Rewards for the pack. The door is open.
// drippyrewards.com · live · 𝕏 @drippyrewards ↗
/fetch
/duel
/blackjack
