Mostly recaps. New dog, good boy, great at fetching.
/recap — everything you missed, DM'd. The group only ever sees a 👍.
made by the drip community · $DRPY
Five things that actually happen when Fetch lives in your group. It plays itself — hover to pause, click a scene to jump. The /fetch button at the bottom of the frame is real. Real odds. MYTHIC at a true 0.6%.
"Reply to me or @ me if you want to ask something. Otherwise I stay quiet and just... watch. Like a good boy."
/recap — everything you missed, DM'd. The group only ever sees a 👍.
Dana covers it this month. E-transfer going out Friday. Nobody fought. Genuinely historic.
7pm, the usual place. BIG PUG is bringing a guest. The guest is another pug. Prepare accordingly.
Mac rolled a 61 cm branch, logged with the commission. He has mentioned it eleven times.
Every stick gets a tier, a placard, and its own light. Open a case. The commission insists.
Yes, it's on a plinth. Yes, it's guarded. The Stick Commission does not rank sticks by how dry they are.
// effects: none. it's a wet twig.Good heft. Good length. The kind of branch you carry sideways through a doorway on purpose.
// effects: a faint shimmer. earned.Somebody put this on the curb with a sign that said FREE. Their loss is the hall's gain.
// effects: a slow blue pulse. the varnish is original. we checked.It was attached to a staircase. It is no longer attached to a staircase. Nobody asks follow-up questions.
// effects: spark motes. the staircase is fine. mostly fine.The Petersons' oak dropped a limb in the October storm. Fetch was there before the branch stopped bouncing.
// effects: god rays. the petersons receive a card every year.M Y T H I C
The pack goes silent. @Ginger has found one of the great sticks.
Five seats, one bench, and a trash can. Every decree on this site came through this room.
"Measures twice. Rules once."
"Centimeters. Bylaw 7. No rounding."
"The vault does not do credit."
"Crowns. Mondays, 00:01. Bring nothing."
"Accept, or forever hold your bone."
Complaints go to Steve. Steve is a trash can. Steve has never lost a complaint.
Whereas the Commission has observed, in this room, a concentration of good bois exceeding all safe regulatory limits;
Whereas said bois have fetched, dueled, and lost blackjack hands with a dignity the Commission finds "frankly moving";
Now therefore, the Commission hereby throws a FEAST FOR THE PACK — on its own dime.
🍖 Effective immediately: every dog in this room's next /fetch finds a stick. Twenty-four hours. No purchase necessary. No refunds, because nothing was paid.
Eat well. Fetch hard. The Commission is watching, approvingly, from a respectful distance.
The shop sells things that happen to your friends, in the group, in front of everyone. "Pay in SOL — the exact amount I quote is your receipt. No wallet connecting, ever."
"The vault respects the grind and charges accordingly." · "🥇 THE SOLID GOLD BONE. Permanent. Irrevocable."
There is no connect button anywhere, because there is nothing to connect.
The exact amount is the receipt. Pay it from any wallet you like — that's the whole flow.
// quoted · paid · matched on-chain
Provably fair — nobody can rig it, me included. The draw is checked against the hash.
// the dog cannot cheat. he checked
The money is public. Anyone can watch it, any hour, without asking anyone.
// screenshot this section. that's what it's for
The good boy guards it.
"25% of every purchase feeds the $DRPY warchest. Buying treats is community service."
Every stick ever fetched, measured in centimeters, added to one number. Forever. The commission keeps the ledger. The ledger keeps growing.
One ticket is a ticket. One entry is a week. The dog runs both and touches neither.
"Provably fair — nobody can rig it, me included."
/tfetch — its own hourly roll, separate from /fetch. Finds only. No perks, no mishaps."Your payment doubles as your payout wallet. The chain already knows where you live."
// runs the weeks the commission opens one · watch the games channelStick of the Week wears the 👑. Everyone else gets to look at it.
BM_WCM_DRPY"an oak survey stake with the pink ribbon still knotted on"🔥 2 day streak👑 ×0Fetch has a warm bed, a full bowl, and five group chats that adore him. Not every dog does. So a percentage of warchest proceeds is set aside to be donated to the BC SPCA.
No logos, no partnership claims — they haven't met him. Just money, sent to people who take care of dogs, on the record like everything else here.
// shown with intent · permission before launch · donate direct ↗first donation: pending · receipts will be posted here
He arrives, he introduces himself once, and then he waits for someone to throw something.
Tap the deep link, pick your pack. He's free.
// 10 seconds · admin rights so he can read the roomIf the group runs a bouncer, tell it Fetch is family. Tap your bot to copy his handle:
// paste it into your bot's whitelist. that's the whole cheat-sheetNo spam, no announcements, no opinions about your conversation.
// reply to him or @ him. otherwise he just... watchesHe is free. Some rooms want the raffle and the Open running in their own yard. Some rooms want a different dog entirely.
Everything the dog does out of the box. No signup, no card, nothing to connect.
Everything free, plus the two weekly clocks running in your group.
Same dog, different collar. Built for your community before he walks in the door.
We build custom versions of Fetch for other communities. "Same dog, different collar."
This Fetch belongs to the drip community. Want one that belongs to yours? A custom version means a different look, a different voice, games tuned to your pack — and a public warchest of your own, funded the same way. "I have cousins."
A different name, look, and voice — a version built for your community before he walks in the door.
Loot tables, duels, a shop of consequences — tuned to whatever your pack finds funny.
Same rules as ours: public wallet, published splits, no wallet connecting. Ever.
The game is being built — the fountain is real.
"I drank from it once. Long story. Great story. Saving it."
drippy world · in development · coming soon— Fetch, gesturing at all of it with a stick.
The world he comes from. Runs, loot, curses, a town of dogs with jobs.
the gamecoming soonWhere the games live. The raffle gets drawn under the chandelier.
t.me/DrippyHighRollers →The warchest feeds it. The treats fund it. The door is open.
drippyrewards.com →
Rewards for the pack. The door is open.
// drippyrewards.com · live · 𝕏 @drippyrewards ↗